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  1. gonnabeahealthy-fitme:

    Viewer calls TV anchor fat.

    TV anchor responds.

    This lady is my hero.

    she looks lovely too!

    I want to hug her.

    Bless her and the nice people in this world.  EVERY PERSON WATCH THIS!

    Please please please watch this till the end

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    bless this women.

    HOW DID SHE GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CHOKING UP.  This woman is my new hero.

    Wow.

    If you do nothing else today, at least watch this.

    You go Jennifer Livingston

    (via blessednica)

  2. Trying to see if you have supernatural powers

    bestlols:

    Expectation:

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    Reality:

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  3. arachnoidmater:

    kol-aid:

    real-or-knot-real:

    F is for friends who do stuff together

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    U is for you and me

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    N is for anywhere and anytime at all

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    down here in the deep blue sea

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    F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

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    U IS FOR URANIUM… BOMBS

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    N IS FOR NO SURVIIIIIIVOORRS

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    No no no you’re doing it all wrong

    F is for frolic through all the flowers

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    U is for Ukelele

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    N is for nose picking, chewing gum and sand licking

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    Here with my best buddy

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    (via winterierlotus)

  4. fennecs:

    if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes

    (via derp)

  5. being-as-a-turtle:

    Atlas | Man Overboard

    (via blessednica)

  6. eeriie:

    On May 16, 1986, a mentally disturbed man and his wife entered an elementary school with guns and a homemade gasoline bomb in Cokeville, Wyoming.

    The man’s name was David Young, a former town marshal.  He had been the  town’s only police officer for six months in 1979.  When he was fired, he moved to Tucson, Arizona.  For reasons unknown, he and his wife Doris returned to Cokeville in 1986 and took an entire elementary school hostage.  Their demands for the release of the hostages, over 160 children and teachers, were $300,000,000 and a personal phone call from the President of the United States.

    Keeping everyone in a single classroom, the Youngs began a standoff that lasted 2 1/2 hours.  When David momentarily left the room, the bomb accidentally went off instantly killing Doris.  When he returned to the classroom and saw that his wife had died, he turned the gun on himself.

    Bomb experts called out to the scene were stunned.  They couldn’t figure out why the school was still intact when a bomb that size should have destroyed the entire building, killing everyone in the process.

    After the incident, children began to tell stories of angels who appeared to them right before the explosion.  Some said that angels instructed them to move to a corner because the bomb was about to explode.  Others said they didn’t see anything, but heard disembodied voices telling them that they would be safe.

    Adding to the mystery, one of the blackened walls covered with shrapnel was burned with the shape of a human outline with wings.

    (via slayerofkings)

  7. geekishchic:

    cannibalcoalition:

    You know what?

    I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

    Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

    I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

    Not natural. Is not bad.

    Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

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    (via slayerofkings)

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  9. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.

    (via slayerofkings)